Annoying Commercial Jingles

Don’t you just hate it when you get a song stuck in your head? Sucks, doesn’t it? What’s worse is getting a BAD song stuck in your head! Yesterday, I had the old Folgers TV commercial jingle rolling around my grey cells: The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup!
I have no idea if Folgers is even using this jingle any more, but it’ll be stuck in my memory forever. Yep, even the verse about decaf Folgers. So, of course, while this song is on auto rewind, I’m thinking about what it says: The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup. Uh, no it’s not. The best part of waking up is….WAKING UP! Ask any dead person what’s the best part of waking up and they’re darned sure not going to say coffee! Okay, they’re not going to say anything, but they won’t say Folgers, either!